THOMAS, a quintessential aging virgin decides to attend his high school reunion to win the heart of a girl who never knew he existed. He recruits his two childhood friends to accompany him: DARREL a recently divorced stock-broker who is contemplating suicide and JIMMY a bohemian, alcoholic musician. Together these three uncommon companions embark on a pilgrimage through the American landscape and their own souls. What they find on the way may change them forever. Featuring Damien D Smith, Celeste Octavia, and tons of other cameo players from Joe Bizarro’s Brides of Satan.